I was dreaming about powder blue skies, fruit trees and fabulous waterfalls when DODO woke me up with a loud squawk, YEAH BABY, the Mets are CHOKERS! Okay DODO watching stupid baseball again and his precious Phillies and their arch rival New Mets. Who cares?
Since I am now up, I snack on a few roasted peanuts and watch the rest of the Mets chokin as DODO does some digit pumping as the Phillies win. DODO tells me night-night-sleep-sleep, but, I feign closed eyes and continue to watch the BPM. A few minutes of dodo gibberish, a few animals run [...] Continue Reading…
BIRD ISLAND, (MMD) – The United Bird Federation formally pardoned the high profile angry clown, Damo and his lawyer Arsenio Static, on Wednesday to set in motion the process of a prisoner swap with the Kelloggs group expected to get under way on Thursday, a bird government statement said.
Hours after UBSC’s cabinet gave its final approval, King Threio said he had used his powers under bird law to pardon the dodos, whose freedom USBC sought for the release of dodo cereal icon Toucan Sam held by Kelloggs since 1963.
Threio said he had “made this difficult decision” despite what he [...] Continue Reading…
Nona of Rattitude, a descendent of the 16th Century wizard, the Pied Piper of Hamlin, tagged us with the Cold Box meme before I could get my bat out!
The rules are:
Show us a photo of the front of your Cold Box and tell us about at least one thing on it and one thing you keep inside of it! Tag your friends and remember to stay COOL! Here is our Cold Box!
So, here is our coldbox!
This is DODO’s garden, he goes in here quite often during the day and night bringing out all sorts of stuff to serve to [...] Continue Reading…
United Birds vs. Damo, AKA, Cheese King, Cheese Demon, Angry Clown
Transcript of DAMO’s first appearance at the UBSC War Crimes Bird Tribunal.
Judge Beaky Butcher: Mr Damo I see that you are not represented by counsel today. We understand that this is of your own choice. You do have the right of course to defend yourself. You also have a right to dodo counsel and you should consider carefully whether it is in your own best interests not to be represented.
These proceedings will be short and painful and you may wish to reconsider the position. In these circumstances if you [...] Continue Reading…
Bird reporters from around the globe descend on Bird Island, Antigua, for the trail of the century. Exulted Cheese King and accused terrorist Damo angry Clown of Rambling Ville, and his lawyer Arsenio Static Krapsody are set to be brought up from the basement dungeons to stand trial for crimes against the Bird state.
Damo is accused of terrorism for organizing and staging violent protests in Rambling Ville after cheese prices soared across Europe. A run on Cheese Doodles at local markets skyrocketed the demand for more cheese to be produced worldwide.
Damo was imprisoned and set to stand trail on [...] Continue Reading…
Yesterday was supposed to be a day of rest, baseball and a cold one in my hand. After getting Threio squared away for the morning, I decided to check out my email and comments on my blog before I crack open a can and watch the Phillies game.
The page loads reasonably quick, Done, with errors on the page. Aargh! Okay what’s wrong here, Line 309, Character 13. Okay open the editor and find this typo and get back to the comments.
After an hour looking through every script and php page in my theme I can’t find it. I decide [...] Continue Reading…
This ends the first week of “Step-Up” training between Threio and I. I emphasize the word training because all I have been doing is bending up and down chasing a little green pair of vice grips. OUCH, No Pain, No Gain!
Our training is conducted in the bathroom (Secret Chamber of Magic) because that is the only spot in my place that is quiet and small enough so I am not running a marathon trying to catch my little pal.
The beginning of the week reminded me I don’t know poop about training a parrot. My expertise is just a figment [...] Continue Reading…
Welcome
to my site! I live in USA with a dimwitted fool I call DODO. This blog centers around our life together and stuff we make up along the way. 
An on-going diary of events, training sessions and my perspective of our life
together. Nothing that is published in this section should be considered as "all-knowing" or an expert opinion on the care of a parrot companion.
On July 8, 2008, cheese demon and terrorist
DAMO, staged an
uprising in Ramblingmanville over rising cheese prices. He is demanding the lowering of prices on all dairy products. 
